Dear God,
Why are You punishing me, Your humble servant? Why is it that, in the past (the past known as "last week") when I wanted to run into that cute guy at work, I could not have done so if I were sitting in his desk chair or stalking him, Edward Cullen-style. Now, I can be assured that I will run into him every day. Is he the Edward Cullen to my Bella, stalking me secretly yet avoiding actual interactions (such as when he turned down our mutual friend's invitation to lunch and then ran into us outside the restaurant anyway)? Please make him go away.
Thank You.
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