And Forevermore That's How You'll Stay

So, I heard back from the guy who must be the real-life inspiration for Drew Barrymore's character in 50 First Dates. His most recent response was much more acceptable than his previous one. He revealed that he meant to say "receipts," not "recipes," which makes more sense since I educated him on the importance of saving receipts for future income tax deductions. I don't know if I'll see him again (I hope I will), but at least now I don't feel like a total piece of garbage.