I Know This Much Is True

I was talking to my mom today, and I realized that in my 30 years of living, I have learned only two things about the male of the species:

1) All men like Band of Brothers. If they don't like it, it means they have not seen it.

2) If a guy is interested in you, he will have a sudden and uncontrollable urge to show you the photos on his digital camera.

That's it. That's everything I know. I think this explains why I remain unmarried.