Friday, November 20, 2009

Your Empty Eyes Seem to Just Pass Me By and Leave Me Dancin' With Myself

My friends have been overwhelmingly negative in their responses to my news that Goose is planning to be in the United States early next year. Par exemple:

Me: [Goose] is coming to Las Vegas in February.
Friend #1: Good for him. I hope he catches an STD.

And in a separate conversation:

Friend #2: You're not planning to go to Las Vegas when he's here, are you?
Me: Of course I am. [Goose] is my man-kryptonite.
Friend #2: Superman doesn't go flying around looking for kryptonite.

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