Do I Attract You? Do I Repulse You, With my Queasy Smile?

So, Don Juan de Morocco confirmed me as his friend on Facebook, but he didn't respond to my brief message to him regarding my safe return home. He also seems to have a large proportion of female friends, at least one of whom refers to him by a vomit-inducing diminutive version of his name. I'm disappointed on both counts, even though both were what I expected. Given that we didn't seem to have hit a conversational geyser on our one date, our prospects for being good pen pals are bleak. Again, I am disappointed but unsurprised.