Feel Like Makin' Love

My new boy and I have been talking more about what's going to happen, physically speaking, when he comes to visit. It's not that I don't want to sleep with him, but I'm nervous about disappointing him with my inexperience and awkwardness. He asked me today when the last time was that I had sex, and I said, "None of your business," but the real answer is more like, "When dinosaurs roamed the earth." I just hope this doesn't go horribly.