It's a Love Story, Baby, Just Say Yes

My new boy called me today. It was so nice to hear his voice, and he was being really sweet on the phone. He couldn't believe that I would think he would just blow me off. I explained testily that I don't know anything about the military or their stupid communication lockdowns, so I could not reasonably be expected to use my special magic powers to deduce that he wanted to talk to me but couldn't. He also let it slip that he's in love with me, but I didn't call his attention to it. I just tucked it away to smile about later.